- An epic fail on part of the writers of "Saturday Night Live." They had a week to come up with some sketch about the late night fiasco between Jay Leno, Conan O' Brien and NBC. So, what did they do? They made a sketch made up of just impressions, most notably Jason Sudekais's terrible impersonation of David Letterman. The one part with Seth Myers on Weekend Update was also way too long. At the most, they could have done some fake press conference with Jeff Zucker or something like that.
-Why can't all the satellite and cable companies in the country have a meeting to discuss what single channel a cable network should have? I'm tired of me, a Dish Network satellite owner, go to someone's house who doesn't have Dish Network and take five minutes to find a specific channel.
- The crop of female comedians these days is pretty weak. Outside of Lisa Lampanelli, there really aren't a lot of them that I find their bits to be hilarious.
- If Pepsi Throwback contains real sugar, then what the hell does real Pepsi contain?
- If Howard Stern would replace Al Michaels in the middle of one Sunday Night Football game, would anyone notice? I sure wouldn't. last week's game combined.
- These NFL playoffs have been catastrophically boring, with only one close game. For goodness sakes, the Browns- Chiefs game was more interesting than
- With the first pick in the Most Painful Thing to Watch Censored, I'm taking any Katt Williams stand-up special.
- Screw profiling and stereotypes! Middle aged European teachers are the planet's worst! I said it!
- If I were Conan O' Brien, my last show would consist of having Joan Rivers as a guest, the masturbating bear and pimp bot making one last appearance, someone with a camera stanfing outside the NBC headquarters and egging Jeff Zucker when they see him and a final five minutes with him and his crew destroying the set The Who style.
More random thoughts coming at ya later this week. Enjoy the workweek, everyone.
Sincerely,
Your pal: mj15
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