Friday, December 31, 2010

End of the Year 2010: Part 4- The One With Assange, Favre, White and A Whole Lot of Others































Welcome back to The mj15 Blog's four part 2010 installment of End of the Year. In case you missed the first three parts, feel free to read them by clicking here, here and here. And, if you would also like to read the preview post where I picked the year's ten best TV shows, just click here. The following is part four, where I wrap everything up with my list of the best and most memorable people of the 2010 that was. As with every post past, present and future, I hope that you enjoy.


During every "End of the Week" and during every "End of the Month," I like to wrap things up by giving my vote for the best and/or most memorable person during that time. So what better way to end this wonderful labor of life that I've concocted over the past few days with something similar to that? Nothing, that's what! I will list my vote for the 2010 Person of the Year in just a moment, but until then here is a list of the runner-ups that made 2010 as great of a year that it was:

Betty White
This may sounds strange, but when I first started thinking about my list for people of the year for 2010 all the way back in June (I plan ahead, you see!), the first person that I had listed under the name of candidates was none other than the world's most favorite almost-ninety year old, Betty White. The reason? Well, 2025 readers, I'll tell ya! Whereas White's career in the last decade have been limited to minor appearances on TV shows and supporting roles in film just to show everyone either how lovable she is, or that she wasn't dead. 2010, however, saw a resurgence in cultural relevancy for White not seen since, at latest, the mid-90s. Thanks to a Facebook campaign (one that I appro
priately named the "Facebook Campaign of the Year" back in part 3), White became the oldest host in "Saturday Night Live" history and, thanks in most part to some funnier than usual sketches and a wonderful crop of guest stars like Tina Fey, Amy Poehler and Maya Rudolph, was part of one of the best episode of the show this year. White was so good as host that she even received an Emmy award for Best Guest Actress in a Comedy Series!

But the 'SNL' hosting gig wasn't all for White. She co-starred in her first sitcom in over twenty years on TV Land's "Hot in Cleveland," was actually used as an advertising tool to make viewers watch the season two premiere of "Community" (a very good episode, if I might add), received a SAG Lifetime Achievement Award, and was one of the most talked about celebrities of the year. Not bad for someone that should have spent her year living in some comfortable home, enjoying her final years of life. And to think, this resurgence might not have happened had it not b
een for this hilarious Snickers Super Bowl commercial which she was a star in. I wonder if she ever did thank the people in charge of the making of that ad at any point since then.

Lebron James
2010 was a very memorable year in the life of the 25 year old basketball phenom. He was selected to his sixth career All-Star appearance, becoming the first person in NBA history to get 2.5 million or more votes by the fans in three or more occasions. In February, he became the first player in the NBA since Oscar Robertson back in 1962 to score at least 40 points, 15 assists and 13 rebounds in a single game. In March, he became the youngest player in NBA history to total 15,000 regular season points at the age of 25. And best of all for James, he led the Cleveland Cavaliers to the #1 seed in the Eastern Conference playoffs for the second year in the row and earned himself his second straight NBA title. Yep, you could say that 2010 went pretty smoothly for Lebron...except for the part where he quit o
n the Cavs in the Eastern Conference semifinals, possibly lied about his sore elbow during the playoffs, and had that awful one-hour "The Decision" special on ESPN where he told the world in the poorest way possible that he was going to leave his hometown Cleveland for the Miami Heat to play with Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh in what was arguably one of the biggest and infamous moment in NBA free agency history. But whatever, minor bumps in the road, I suppose.

The Taiwanese Next Media Animators
Because when all of the world's biggest stories took place, there was no better source for the real story and what might have happened then the series of animations that these guys did in 2010, like the ones about Steven Slater, Lindsay Lohan in prison, the Late Night War, and much more. And, yes, I kind of do mean it.

Tea Partiers

You're continued rise in both numbers, continued view in the national political spotlight, and importance in 2010 led to the nomination of many Republicans to Congress during this year's midterm elections. You've also helped extremely in the continuing movement of the Republican party to the far right while also seemingly ending the Democratic surge that had been so popular during the second term of the Bush administration. You men and women are America's modern day Know-Nothings, Free Soilers and People's Party, and for that I congratulate you (sort of).

MLB Pitchers
For the second time in MLB history (with the first taking place back in 1968), a season ended with many dubbing it "The Year of the Pitcher." Granted, most of the major average league pitching stats in 2010 were mostly similar then in 2009 with the 2010 numbers only slightly smaller. But if you look at the big pitcher, it kind of makes sense. ERAs, ERs, WHIP, r
uns per game and home runs allowed climbed to its lowest rates since 1992 when the Steroid Era started getting underway while strikeouts and K/9 per game were at an all-time high. A whopping six no-hitters were thrown, including three perfect games and two thrown by the same man (Roy Halladay, including one in the postseason) and a record 15 pitchers ended the year with 200 or more strikeouts. There were also five instances of no-hitters/perfect games broken up in the ninth innings, including the most famous one back in June involving Detroit Tigers pitcher Armando Galarraga. Yep, 2010 was a pretty good year for men who threw balls four-five inches in diameter really hard and really accurate, and the best part...is that it could continue improving! Oh, the joy!

Lady Gaga
In 2009, thanks in part to her debut album "The Fame," little known Stefani Germanotta from Brooklyn, New York quickly transforme
d herself to Lady Gaga, one of the year's top pop singers and this generation's Madonna. In 2010, thanks to her follow-up album "The Fame Monster" with her hit songs like "Bad Romance" and "Telephone," she has now become a superstar. Her songs have made her one of three highest grossing singers of the year, she's the hostess for Facebook's highest liked page for a human and one of the most followed Twitter feeds at over 7,500,000, and her "Bad Romance" music video is currently the second most watched video in YouTube history. At this rate, its pretty frightening to think of the height at which her stardom could go at this point.

The Gregory Brothers
In a world where auto-tuning random videos is all the rage around the World Wide Web, two men stand above all rest. These two men are the Gregory Brothers who, a year after making their hit web series "Auto-Tune the News," continued to show w
hy their are the masters of the voice enhancement by creating another masterful series of songs on the Internet, this time from other popular Internet videos. There's their most famous video of the year, "Bed Intruder Song," inspired by the original Antoine Dodson video, and then there's their other secondary web-hit including "Double Rainbow Song," inspired by the hilarious video by Paul "Bear" Vasquez,"Backin Up Song," and much more.

Karen Owen
When thinking of what thesis to write about in college, the Duke senior decided that it would be the best decision for her to write about the things that she does best. Strangely enough, that was picking up athletes. Her senior thesis, entitled "An education beyond the classroom: excelling in the realm of horizontal academics" rates and describe the sexual encounters of every single Duke University student athlete during her time in that school, complete with a full narcissistic description of herself, bar graphs, and everything. The thesis (shockingly) did more harm than good. The athletes were embarrassed (especially those ranked in the bottom of the list), many feelings were hurt, and Owen instantly became one of Duke's most infamous stu
dents. But, hey, at least she got some in college. You have to at least appreciated that...right?

Tiger Woods
The mj15 Blog's 2009 Person of the Year award winner followed up the tragic fall from grace in both the public and private sphere with a February press conference in which he apologized to everyone for his actions that received some negative reviews by many people. If that wasn't enough, life in the thing he does best (golf) wasn't so great either. Woods finished the year with his first no-victory season ever and even lost his #1 ranking to Lee Westwood of which he has held for over five year prior. So why was he picked as one of my People of the Year? Well, for one thing, he was still one of the most talked about individuals of 2010. His February press conference was so big that millions ended taking a break from their normal life to watch it and media outlets ranging from ESPN, CNN, MSNBC, FOX News, national TV news programs, and much more across the globe ended up carrying it live.

His return to golf at the Masters? Bigger than the Masters itself, if you believe it. Finally, their was the divorce settlement with now ex-wife El
in Nordergen, which became one of the highest in the history of this nation. Basically, even if 2010 as just a continuation of the bad end to 2009, Tiger Woods was still one of the biggest and most followed individual of the year. Let's just hope that things improve for him starting in 2011.

Steve Jobs
Because thanks to the iPad, I'm confident that this man could sell the iTainted Meat and have hundreds of thousands of Apple fans line up in stores on opening day to buy it.

Sandra Bullock
When you think of 2010 as the year of up and downs, the first person you think of is actress Sandra Bullock, who feeatured both the highest of highs and the lowest of lows this year. The highest of highs came on two separate occasions, with the first taking place in March when Bullock received her first ever Oscar for Best Actress in her role on "The Blind Side," and the other coming in April with the adoption of an African baby by the name of Louis Bardo. Then, came the lows, with the Razzie for Worst Actress for her role in "All About Steve" and divorce from her husband, Jessee James, after news surfaced that James was having an affair with a very...interesting girl nicknamed by many as "Bombshell" McGee. So, I guess you can say that Forces of Nature ended up working against her
!
/Knows joke its terrible
//Screw it! Its 1 a.m. and I'm too lazy to think of a better one. I'm keeping it.
///Walks self out in shame.

Velma Hart
In a society that has seen its share of angry debates and town hall meetings over the past few months, it was Hart, a middle-class mother who during a CNBC town-hall meeting with President Obama, stole the spotlight with a question that was both polite in manner, eloquent and very respectable to the President. No wonder she won a Sanity Award at the "Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear."

James Cameron
Though his most recent movie, "Avatar" did not end up winning the Academy Award for Best Picture or gave him a Best Director Award, the movie did receive a record-breaking $2.8 billion worldwide, and he picked up a Golden Globe for Best Mo
vie Drama and Best Director, which is basically Hollywood's consolation prize. So, overall, not a bad year for Hollywood's top money maker.

David Cameron
The Oscar award winning filmmaker wasn't the only Cameron to make an impact in 2010, but also Britain's newest Prime Minister elected in May. Instead of little ol' me giving you the reason why the leader of Britain's Conservative Party belongs in the list, here's former Vanguard CEO John C. Bogle's take on Cameron when he selected him as his selection for TIME's 2010 Person of the Year:
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In the face of a serious global recession and in an economy among the most imperiled, British Prime Minister David Cameron took bold steps to a) build a "big society," demanding that citizens take greater responsibilities for their communities, and b) set forth a really tough fiscal policy, slashing government expenditures and killing — or at least maiming — a wide range of sacred cows."
Couldn't have said it any better.

Drew Brees
This year, the NFL quarte
rback led the New Orleans Saints to not only their first Super Bowl appearance in franchise history, but also the team's first Super Bowl win ever, defeating the Indianapolis Colts 31-17. He has also continued to perform since then in the same exceptional level as he has been for the previous four years: with 4424 yards passing, 32 TD, 68.7 % completion percentage, and a QB rating of 92.2. His skill, toughness and passion on the field along with his dedication and charity off the field have also given something else to residents in the Gulf Coast region plagued these past five years by a catastrophic hurricane and now an awful man-made disaster: hope. No wonder why Sports Illustrated named him as this year's Sportsman of the Year.

Barack Obama
A new year, a new set of challenges for the President to deal with. His first major issue: health care, or more specifically trying to finally p
ass the new health care bill which he has wanted to pass since going into office. That turned out to be one of his few successes of the year, with the bill finally getting passed by both the House and the Senate in March despite 100% negative support by Republicans and so-called "blue dog" Democrats. It was the first major change to the country's health care program in nearly 45 years.

His second issue: the economy, with 10% of Americans still unemployed and the majority of Americans still hurting. In July, the President signed into law a new financial regulatory reform bill, essentially focused on curbing the excessive over-leveraging and risks taken by the folks at Wall Street, even though many were still displeased by it, and in December signed a compromised new tax cut deal, keeping the Bush tax cuts for at least another year. The the issue: dealing with his lowering approval rating and the resurging Republican party. Unfortunately for the President, he has yet to stop it from continuing with the GOP set to take over the House in January and his approval ratings continuing to slide. To quote VP Joe Biden, 2010 was quite a
"big f*ckin' deal" for the Commander in Chief.

The Chilean Miners
For over two months, these 33 men were living in a dark, damp hell hundreds of feet below the surface. But thanks to some strong leadership (Luis Urzua), confidence, tough determination, some luck and (above all else), the miners were able to deal with that hell until mid-October during that famous rescue that ended up captivating millions of people from around the world.

Justin Bieber
One of the most beloved figures of the year while simultaneously the most loathed. His popularity among tweens and, really, all demographs sored to heights not seen since the days that boy bands ruled the Earth, with his first two career studio album "My World" and "My World 2.0" both reaching platinum status, his music video for the song "Baby" is listed as the most watched video in YouTube history (despite that its only been about nine months since the first day that it was uploaded) and he is one of the heartthrobs among girls everywhere. And while the backlash to "Bieber Fever" has been equally huge, the fact that this kid who was discovered by a former marketing exec. accide
ntally at the age of fourteen would rise into this huge figure is pretty damn impressive.

Louis C.K.
If there was such a thing as a "Comedy MVP" award given out every year as suggested by an e-mailer to Bill Simmons's August mailbag post, he would be given that honor for his work in 2010 (with runner-ups going to Aziz Ansari and Daniel Tosh). Not only was "Hilarious," his most recent stand-up special premiering this year...well, just that, but season one of his newest TV show, "Louie," was spectacular and one of the best TV shows of the year. With George Carlin sadly not with us any longer, he is now arguably the top stand-up comedian alive in the business.

Katheryn Bigelow
Whereas her ex-husband, James Cameron, ended up finishing with the more successful year in the box office, it was Bigelow who probably finished this time with the final laugh. Her 2009 movie, "The Hurt Locker," defeated Cameron's "Avatar" for Best Picture during this year's Academy Awards and she alsodefeated Cameron for Best Director as well. It was the first ever Best Director award for Bigelow, and also the first Best Director award ever given to a woman. Not a bad year for someone whose previous masterpiece was 1991's "Point Break."

Hamid Karzai
The President of Afghanistan and the central figure of the Afghanistan conundrum, Harzai was one of the most important and more influential world leaders of both the Middle East and in the world.

Ben Roethlisberger

From accusations dating back to April that he sexually assaulted a female in the bathroom of a Georgia bar (his second different rape accusation in a span of ten months) to the four game suspension handed to him by NFL commissioner Roger Goodell for violating the league's personal conduct policy to even the revelations of his gray Lil'Ben and just how big of a jagoff he really is, not many sports figures had as worse of a year or was made fun of then the QB for the Pittsburgh Steelers. But then again, his Steelers are in the playoffs and are expected to be likely contenders for the Super Bowls during the playoffs, so it seems that all has ended well...for now at least.

Arthur Moats
The Buffalo Bills defensive end did something this month that neither countless injuries nor two announced retirements nor even painkillers couldn't do: end Brett Favre's 297 regular season consecutive-starts streaks. That's right: thanks to a crushing behind-the-back hit from Moats in the Vikings' week 13 game against Buffalo, the gunslinger was finally
so hurt that he wasn't able to play the next game. Now, if that isn't something to get nominated for the list of the year's top people, then I don't know what is.

Corey Wootton
Two weeks after Moats ended Favre's consecutive starts streak, the Northwestern grad. one-uped him by hitting Brett Favre so hard, that Favre received a concussion and made him miss the final two games of his historic twenty year career. Now, I know what you're thinking: mj15, are you being a bit harsh on Favre by giving the men that made him miss some games this season? Yes, yes I am, and I don't regret it one bit.

Tony Hayward
The year started out as a very promising one for Hayward. He was working as a top executive for BP, one of the top oil companies in the world. And not just any executive, but CEO of the freakin' company. But then the Deepwater Horizon oil rig in
the Guilf Coast exploded, causing what is now the worst oil spill in the history of the petroleum industry while also ruining a region's ecosystem, economy and dignity. Of the people to blame for this man made disaster. none of them were more scrutinzed and villanized than Hayward, who eventually resigned as BP CEO because of pressure from the negative press. Plus, he was such a great apologist! I mean, my God!

Mark Zuckerberg
Things really could not have gone any better in 2010 for this twenty six year old Harvard dropout. His creation, the very popular social network working site Facebook, earned its 500th million member this year and was ranked as the most visited website of the year for the first time ever (dethroning multiple time winner of that crown, its rival company Google), has a net worth that has surpassed that of Steve Jobs and Rupert Murdoch. Furthermore, the story of his founding of Facebook was also created into a movie by Aaron Sorkin and David Fincher, titled "The Social Network," arguably one of the best movies of 2010 and one of the main competitors of the Oscar for Best Picture this upcoming February. Also, if that wasn't enough, he was picked as this year's honoree for TIME Perso
n of the Year. He's had such a successful past six years that he has promised to donate $150 million to the Newark school board and still have billions of dollars left. Again, all of these achievements, and the man is only twenty six years old at the moment. Very impressive, indeed.

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert (tie)
On October 30th, Stewart, host of "The Daily Show," and Colbert, the ultraconservative host of "The Colbert Report," ran a two hour rally in front of a crowd of over 215,000 fans and supporters of the cause at the National Mall in Washington D.C. titled "The Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear," in which the two drew focus to the constant shouting between the right and the left on cable talk shows and tried to give voice to those who might have felt left out of that conversation. It was a wonderful rally, complete with some funny moments and a nice speech by Stewart to end it all. Outside of that, their shows were in top-top shape this year, with some great episodes and Emmys to go along with it ("The Daily Show" for Outstanding Music, Variety or Comedy Series and "The Colbert Report" for Outstanding Writing in that very same category). As for Colbert by himself, he had a pretty interesting year without Stewart as well, with him named as the assistant sports psychologist and main sponsor of the USA speed skating team in the 2010 Winter Olympics while also appearing before Congress in character this past September.


Michael Vick
When Vick began 2010, his life was at a crossroads. He had just finished his fifth month since getting released from prison after being convicted for multiple dog fighting charges, the majority of the public still hated him and had not forgiven him for the crimes he committed, and his job security as a third string QB for the Philadelphia Eagle was in jeopardy. But then, thanks to some hard-work over the offseason, determination that many had never seen of him before and some luck (Donovan McNabb traded to Washington, Kevin Kolb injured because of a concussion), Vick was back as an NFL starting QB and has never looked back. Currently, he has led the Eagles to a 9-2 record as a starter, is a top 5 QB in statistical categories such as passer rating, yards per attempt and total yards per game, has led the team to an NFC East title and #3 playoff seed in the NFC, and is one of the top contenders for this season's MVP award. He has also paid his debts to society, been an active speaker against animal cruelty and has worked hard enough to finally improve his public relations to the p
oint where the majority of people who once hated him and were sickened by his dog fighting charges have begun to forgive him. Of the many well-known redemptions to take place in 2010, none was more bigger than that of Michael Vick.

Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin (tie)
Leaders of the Tea Party movement in 2010 and, thanks to their opinions constantly heard and read through TV, radio, the Internet, literature, etc., it has helped tremendously to the Party's growing numbers.

Marc Rubio, Rand Paul and Christine O'Donell (tie)
The three politicians (some better and more successful in getting voters than the rest) are just three major examples of the new breed of far-right Tea Party candidates in the Republican Party whose names and opinions (some sane, some just complete batsh*t crazy) have steered much of the American conversation this past year.

Gilbert Arenas
It's one thing to get in a fight with a teammate during a card game. It's one thing to get in a fight during a teammate and then pulling out a loaded gun in front. With Arenas, that is exactly what happened in his life on Christmas Eve 2009. He and teammate Javaris Crittenton got into an argument and then, in a fit of anger (I suppose), Arenas pulled out a loaded handgun to Crittenton's face. The NBA ended up suspending Arenas for the rest of the season and, thanks to the incident and also the Wizards taking John Wall as the #1 overall pick in this year's NBA draft, Arenas was eventually traded out of Washington to the Orlando Magic. But, man, actually taking out a gun and threatening to shoot a teammate with it, knowing that you could probably get suspended for it? Now that takes guts. Or an insane mind. Whichever one makes the most sense.

Mel Gibson
It was good that he reminded us this year just how crazy of an S.O.B. he really is.

Conan O'Brien

2010 was a banner year for O'Brien, and not just because he came out the hero of the great Tonight Show conflict back in January. When that fantastic yet chaotic period came to a close and O'Brien finally received that $30 million buyout from NBC, he didn't remain in the shadows for long. He used the massive, enthusiastic support of "Team Coco" that he gained back during his final weeks as host of "The Tonight Show" to create "The Legally Prohibited From Being on Television Tour," a very popular nationwide tour that featured song and dance, segments similar to his old late night TV ones and some special guest appearances. In February, he finally created his first Twitter feed, now at over 2 million followers at this point, and in November his new late night talk show on TBS, "Conan," debuted with big ratings and with much fanfare. Oh, and he also led to the decline in Leno supporters, Jeff Zucker's days as NBC Universal CEO over and featured some of my favorite TV moments of the year during his final days on "The Tonight Show."

Kanye West

His fifth studio album, "My Beautiful, Dark, Twisted Fantasy" was both a critical and commercial success, especially in the critical side where everytime you look, there would be a five star review here, a 10 out of 10 here, an "Album of the Year" listing there, etc., with good reason. The album is just simply fantastic, with music that Rolling Stones magazine calls "as sprawlingly messy as his life." Not a bad rebound from the Taylor Swift incident in 2009.

Brett Favre
Another year, another twelve months of the grandfather NFL QB that we all love to hate. After a season that ended with a costly season-destroying interception, Favre went on another one of those "Will he play or won't be play?" fiasco that many media outlets like ESPN drooled over while many others began to get sick and tired of. He reportedly retired, but as the case has been since 2008, he eventually decided on joining the Vikings again for the 2010 season (this tim
e, after teammates came over to spend a night at his Mississippi home). The season itself did not go any well, with the Vikings poised to finish the year under .500 with Favre on the bench because of a concussion (See, Favre is like those zombies on "The Walking Dead. You need to remove the head in order for it to actual get put down.).

Meanwhile, things also did not go well for him off the field either, as news surfaced on Deadspin that he sent pictures of his schlong to multiple NY Jets employees in 2008. Fortunately for Favre, he was only fined $50,000 for that fiasco, but not before his reputation was ruined even more. Now, he's poised to start 2011 by announcing his fourth retirement from the game of football. Let's just hope, for the sake of all that is holy, that this will be the final time. Lord knows that we could use some time off from his BS.

And those are the finalists. And now, time for the moment that you've been waiting for. The mj15 Blog's 2010 Person of the Year is....







JULIAN ASSANGE!
Now, there are many reas
ons as to why I've chosen Assange as my Person of the Year, so here's a list of all of them:
- Founder and editor-in-c
hiefs of WikiLeaks.org, the now domain-less web site famous this year for the massive release of diplomatic cables and once confidential government papers for the worldwide public to see on three separate occasions. The first two came in July and October, with the famous Afghan and Iraq War Documents Leaks when the website released the logs of over 91,000 documents relating to the US war in Afghanistan and over 390,000 documents relating to the US war in Iraq from January of '04 to December of '09. The third, and possibly the most infamous one of them all, came in December with the release of over 250,000 United States diplomatic cables, ranging from topics like Kim Jong Il to Moamarr Gadhafi.
-Created a US government sh*tstorm everytime these three document leaks occured, especially during the last one. After all, everyone knows that leaders of nations hate to get mocked.
-Looks like a ghost that has been spent back here on Earth, kind of like alien Mr.Burns.
-Has many loyal supporters, including ones that were willing to hack into websites like Amazon, Mastercard, Paypal, Visa and even the Swiss Bank of Defense to express it.
-Should have been the TIME Person of the Year, and not Mark Zuckerberg.
-Arrested in Britain earlier this month for rape charges committed in Sweden. He has since been released on bail.
-Although he wasn't the first man or woman to win my vote for Person of the Week and or Month multiple times (nor will he be the last), he was the first to get the honors two weeks in a row. And since I am a narcissistic asshole, I think that really means something (for the purposes of this website, at least).
- Signed a $1 million book deal.
- Has some embarrassing documents of his own, including a love letter, and his online dating profile.
-Inspired Bill Hader's fantastic parody sketches of him on "Saturday Night Live."


And with that in mind, it's time for me to conclude this second annual installment of End of the Year for 2010. I would like to thank every great person, viral videos, stories, movies, pop culture items and moments, and every other thing that I forgot to mention but should have for giving me as much material to work with as I can as well as making these past twelve months both fascinating and entertaining (even though, as with every year, there were parts of it that most definitely sucked). Also, if there is any notable person that you thought should belong on this list, go right ahead and do your thing in either the comments or through your e-mail account. So, what moments will 2011 bring us? Unfortunately, since I am not a fortune teller, I cannot answer that question. However, I think that we could all agree that it should be a fun time watching it all unfold, whatever "it" may become.

Now, since this post also marks the final one of my 170 or so post for the 2010 calendar year, I would also like to dedicate these remaining few sentences of this post to thanking you. Yes, you, you precious, magnificent, voluptuous reader of mine you, for taking valuable time of yours and reading this blog at least once over the past 365 days both on MySpace and/or right here on Blogger. After all, you had billions, and I do mean BILLIONS of web sites to choose from over this past year, and the fact that you decided to spend this time reading me is something that I evermost appreciate.

My vacation from the blog's regularly scheduled programming will still stay in effect until January 7th, when I will bring you my NFL wild card round picks, followed by the first random thoughts of 2011 on 01/10 and my first End of the Week of 2011 sometime around 01/15. Until then, enjoy the time off, and (more importantly) enjoy the start of this brand new year that will start any moment now (or has already begun, depending on which part of the globe you live in or what date and time you're reading this post). Au Lang Syne, and all that jazz.

Sincerely,
Your pal: mj15




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Thursday, December 30, 2010

2010 NFL Predictions: Week 17

So, this is it: the regular season finale of the 2010 NFL season. Week 17. For many teams, this marks the end of a disappointing year. For others, however, it marks the beginning of a brand new, more exciting second season as they prepare for the postseason. And then there are the few teams that are still in the playoff bubble, looking for a win and maybe some help in hopes of being among the twelve teams to enter the playoff race, but there's only about 5 or 6 of them this season as most of the playoff spots have been clinched. Week 17 also marks the end of many weekly establishments, including most notably fantasy football, NFL RedZone, Gus Johnson calling the games, making fun of Brett Favre and any other thing that I mentioned in last year's week 17 column. Now, before I get to the actual game picking, here are some things to watch out for as you are watching these final sixteen games of the NFL regular season:

NFC Playoff Scenarios:
Currently, four out of the six playoff spots have been filled, with the NFC North champion Chicago Bears clinching the conference's #2 seed and the NFC East champion Philadelphia Eagels clinching the conference's #3 seed. Howeverhte question of who will be the NFC's #1 seed and who will get the final two spots has yet to be answered. Here are the list of teams whose fate have yet to be decided and what they are fighting for this week:
-Atlanta Falcons (12-3): in the playoffs, need a win to clinch the NFC South and the NFC's #1 seed).
- New Orleans Saints (11-4): in the playoffs, need a win and an Atlanta loss to clinch the NFC South and the NFC's #1 seed).
- St. Louis (7-8) and the Seattle Seahawks (6-9): play each other this week, winner gets a playoff spot and the NFC West crown.
-Green Bay Packers (9-6): need a win to clinch a wild card playoff spot.
-New York Giants (9-6): need win and a Green Bay loss to clinch a wild card playoff spot.
- Tampa Bay Buccaneers (9-6): need a win and losses from Green Bay and the Giants to clinch a wild card playoff spot.

AFC Playoff Scenarios:
All but one playoff spot has yet to be clinched in that division. Also, the Patriots have clinched the AFC's #1 seed, with the Jets securing that #6 spot. And now, here are the teams whose fate this season has yet to be decided and what they will have to do to achieve their best possible scenario:
- Pittsburgh Steelers (11-4): clinched playoff spot, need win to clinch AFC North and AFC's #2 seed.
-Baltimore Ravens (11-4): clinched playoff spot, need win and Pittsburgh loss to clinch AFC North and AFC's #2 seed.
-Kansas City Chiefs (10-5): clinched playoff spot and AFC West, needs win or Colts loss to clinch AFC's #3 seed.
- Indianapolis Colts (9-6): need a win to clinch AFC South and a playoff spot, need a win and Chiefs loss to clinch AFC #3 seed.
- Jacksonville Jaguars (8-7) need a win and Indy loss to clinch AFC South and a playoff spot.

MVP Watch: It's really a two man race between Tom Brady and Mike Vick at this point. However, with Vick most likely not playing this week against the Cowboys and Brady having been the favorite for much of the season, I see Brady as the likely winner of the award once the it is officially announced in a couple of weeks.

Possible Final Games For These Head Coaches:
- Gary Kubiak (HOU)
- Tom Coughlin (NYG)
- Jack Del Rio (JAX)
- Jeff Fisher (TEN)
- John Fox (CAR)
- Tony Sparano (MIA)
- Mike Shanahan (WAS)
- Leslie Frazier (MIN)
- Jason Garett (DAL)
- Jim Tosula (SF)
- Eric Mangini (CLE)
- Chan Gailey (BUF)
- Marvin Lewis (CIN)
- Eric Studesville (DEN)
To me, the ones that are most likely to go are Kubiak, Studesville, Mangini, Tosula, Fox and Lewis (finally). The Redskins will probably choose Shanahan over McNabb, thus keeping the orange-faced Super Bowl winner. The Jaguars will keep Del Rio because there seems to be no signs by the organization that they will fire them, Gailey will stay in Buffalo because it was his first season, and both Jason Garett and Leslie Frazier should both get promoted to full-time head coaches in their teams after the respectable jobs they had as interim coaches. This now leaves three interesting situations in New York with the Giants and Tom Coughlin, the Dolphins deciding between a big name head coach or Tony Sparano and the Titans deciding whether to end their long-term relationship with the man who has been around since the Houston Oilers era.

Now, at this point it definitely looks like Coughlin will end up keeping his job as Giants head coach even with the pressure from the New York media. The Dolphins will most likely decide to keep Sparano after remembering the 2008 season when he led the team from 1-15 the previous year to an AFC East title. And as for Fisher...well, I have a feeling that owner Bud Adams will decide with Vince Young over him, thus ending the longest current coaching tenure in the NFL. However, I do have a feeling that Fisher will return as head coach in 2011 for another team, possibly a team like the Cowboys (which means that Jason Garett might not become the head coach of the Cowboys after all). Either way, should be fun to watch the pink slips handed out once the season finally comes to a close.

Miscellaneous:
-Brett Favre is most likely going to be part of his last game Sunday as the Vikings battle the Lions before (hopefully) retiring for the third and final time. The only question remaining is: will the concussion prove too much for Favre, ruling him out of the game, or will Favre be healthy enough to play, leaving coach Leslie Frazier to show pity on him by putting him into the game for one final time?
-Donovan McNabb set to play his last game in a Redskins uniform before joining either Minnesota or Arizona in 2011. He's just like Brett Favre, except there's a 100% chance that he will not be playing against the Giants.
- The races for the NFL's passing and receiving leaders. In the passing department, you have Peyton Manning, with 4436 yards, leading second place Drew Brees who has 4424 yards this season. While in the receiving category, you have Denver's Brandon Lloyd, with 1375 yards, leading Atlanta's Roddy White, who has 1327. There is no race for the NFL's top rusher, however, as Houston rookie Arian Foster has a comfortable 70+ yard advantage over Jamaal Charles (who most likely will not play for most of week 17).
- Gus Johnson sneaking in one last NFL gusgasm that he can before focusing on college basketball games for the next four months.

Now that I've finished with that, time to get to the main course of this post, the picks. Week 16 was not such a good week for both mj50 and I, as we ended up finishing the week around the .500 mark with an 8-8 record for me and a 7-9 record for mj50. As for the race for the best season record, it appears that I am poised to finish the year with the better record for the second year in a row, as I have a record of 159-97, 21 games better than mj50's 138-118 record. But enough about what happened in the past, let's focus on what's most important, which in this case is the games in week 17. So, without further ado, here are the picks by mj15 and myself for this, the final week of the 2010 NFL regular season. As always, the game times are based on the Central time zone.

Let's begin:

Oakland Raiders vs. Kansas City Chiefs (-3.5): Sunday- 12:00 p.m.
mj15's pick: Oakland
First of all, I would like to take this time give it up to the Chiefs for winning the AFC West. For weeks, I had been expecting this team to choke like the Denver Broncos in 2008 so that the Chargers could win the division once again and have their annual playoff meltdown in January. But they didn't, so for that I'm give credit where credit is due.

Anyways, normally I would take the Raiders in this situation with the Mike Greenberg Theory in play. However, as you probably know, the final week of the regular season usually sets up an interesting dilemma for teams that are already in the playoffs and have nothing to lose, like this Chiefs team that has already clinched the AFC West and a home playoff spot. Do you play your starters throughout the game, or do you go the Bill Belichick route and play your starters no matter what their health status is like? Personally, I think that the Chiefs aren't even going to risk playings guys like Matt Cassel, Dwayne Bowe and (especially) Jamaal Charles throughout the game just so that they can prove something to the rest of the league. With that in mind, expect that Raiders offense to have themselves a field day against KC's second team because of this, leading to a victory for the gray and black.
mj50's pick: Kansas City

Miami Dolphins vs. New England Patriots (-4): Sunday- 12:00 p.m.
mj15's pick: Miami
If this had been any other week 17 before this season, I might have said that the Patriots aren't going to bench their starters and that they're going to actually try and win this ballgame because the team's addiction for winning is greater than Gregg Easterbrook's addiction to undrafted white guys. But remember, last year in the final week of the regular season saw the season-ending injury to Wes Welker, whose loss in the team's lineup was one of the reasons why the team got crushed by Baltimore in the playoffs last season. I have a feeling that Belichick will try to avoid having something similar happen this year, benching his starters mid-game. Meanwhile, the Dolphins are going to try to go for that rare 7-1 on the road, 1-7 at home season. In other words, I have a feeling that it will be the Dolphins to come out of this one on top.
mj50's pick: New England

Pittsburgh Steelers
(-5.5) vs. Cleveland Browns: Sunday- 12:00 p.m.
mj15's pick: Pittsburgh
The Steelers with Ben Roethlisberger as the team's quarterback are 12-1 against the Browns, so the team already has an edge overall Cleveland in recent history. The Steelers also defeated the Browns earlier this season in big fashion (28-10), are the top ranked defense against the run (so don't expect Peyton Hillis do have a good game to end his unexpectedly good season) and are just overall better than the Browns in almost every major category. Expect the Steelers to clinch the #2 seed in the AFC...BIG.
mj50's pick: Pittsburgh

Cincinnati Bengals vs. Baltimore Ravens
(-9.5): Sunday- 12:00 p.m.
mj15's pick: Baltimore
Since Baltimore will come into the game, like Pittsburgh, in contention for the AFC North crown and the #2 seed in the AFC, expect the Ravens to come into the game prepared and ready to crush Cincinnati. And while they probably won't get it with Pittsburgh expected to beat Cleveland, I still do think that they will win the game and at least clinch that #5 seed in te playoffs.
mj50's pick: Baltimore

Minnesota Vikings vs. Detroit Lions
(-3): Sunday- 12:00 p.m.
mj15's pick: Minnesota
I guess I was wrong about the Vikings. Apparently, Joe Webb has some promise, and that the Vikings haven't given up on the season just yet.
mj50's pick: Detroit

Buffalo Bills vs. New York Jets
(-1.5): Sunday- 12:00 p.m.
mj15's pick: New York
Because even if the Jets have clinched the playoffs and the #6 seed, it still doesn't mean that they're going to want to end the season by losing to Buffalo.
mj50's pick: New York

Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. New Orleans Saints
(-7.5): Sunday- 12:00 p.m.
mj15's pick: New Orleans
Tampa Bay has had a perfect 0-5 record this season against teams that are over .500. There's no way that they are going to end such a perfect record against the Saints, who are going to go in the game well prepared and battling for the #1 seed in the NFC. No way.
mj50's pick: New Orleans

Carolina Panthers vs. Atlanta Falcons
(-14.5): Sunday- 12:00 p.m.
mj15's pick: Atlanta
Thanks to Atlanta's loss last Monday night to the Saints, it means that they're going to actually have to win this ballgame to try and clinch the #1 seed in the NFC. However, this challenge should prove to be tougher than most may think with the Panthers, who have already clinched the #1 pick of the draft regardless of whether or not they lose and have John Fox trying to end his most likely final season as Panthers head coach with a victory. Still, the combination of Atlanta's great track record at home and the Panthers as the league's worst offense this season should be enough for the Falcons to win this game and clinch homefield advantage throughout the playoffs.
mj50's pick: Atlanta

HALFTIME!
I was watching watching the HBO Comedy channel two days before Christmas, when I stumbled upon an old "One Night Stand" special with Diane Ford as the comedian. Funny gal. Unfortunately, I couldn't find any video of that stand-up performance, so instead here's a video of her talking about the differences between men and video. I'd figure that I would at least dedicate one halftime this season to showcase a female comedian.



Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Houston Texans (-3): Sunday- 3:15 p.m.
mj15's pick: Houston
Jacksonville is playing this game without David Garrard and without Maurice Jones-Drew, two of the team's most valuable offensive players. The Texans, meanwhile, (who can now add "losing 24-23 to Tim Tebow after winning 17-0" to their list of heart wrenching losses this season) are out for revenge for that Hail Mary game loss in week 11, and Matt Schaub should have a good game facing the league's 26th ranked passing defense. So, while 2010 was another dissapointing year for the Houston Texans (mostly thanks to that historically atrocious passing defense of theirs), it will at least go out with a solid victory.
mj50's pick: Houston

Tennessee Titans vs. Indianapolis Colts
(-10): Sunday- 3:15 p.m.
mj15's pick: Indianapolis
With the Colts actually playing in a week 17 game that matters this year (win and you're in the playoffs), it means that the team will come into the game playing everyone of their starters and actually giving a crap and winning it unlike most other seasons this past decade where they just start everybody for a quarter and then bring in the second stringers. Also, don't expect the Titans to play spoiler, not with that eight game losing streak and the entire team seemingly quitting in the last three or so weeks.
mj50's pick: Indianapolis

Arizona Cardinals vs. San Fransisco 49ers (-6): Sunday- 3:15 p.m.
mj15's pick: San Fransisco
It's the beginning of the Jim Tosula era! How exciting...and shortly lived! By the way, it just goes to show you just hoe much the 49ers front office have really wanted Mike Singletary out as their head coach when they decided to fire him as soon as the team was eliminated from playoff contention with a freakin' week to go in the season. They didn't even want him to finish the final game of the season!

Anyways, this is a match-up that is putting together two 5-10 teams with nothing to play for and nothing to lose against each other in a meaningless game to end the season. Arizona has only won once on the road this season, and that only came in the first week of the season. As I have also mentioned this season, they have been ranked in the bottom five in almost every part of the game this season. Meanwhile, the 49ers are coming into this game having crushed the Cardinals earlier in the season, playing at home (where they have won 80% of their games this season) and have Frank Gore ready to put up a good game and make his fantasy owners that are playing him in their championship games this week very pleased. In other words, expect Tosula to finish the season with the best winning percentage of any head coach this year, at a perfect 1.0000.
mj50's pick: San Fransisco

Dallas Cowboys vs. Philadelphia Eagles
(-7): Sunday- 3:15 p.m.
mj15's pick: Dallas
Because no Michael Vick + Philly ending the game with the #3 seed in the NFC regardless + Jason Garett trying to prove one last time that he should be Dallas's next full-time head coach= a win for Dallas. Now, about the Min./Phi. getting bumped from Sunday night to Tuesday night: Yes, I am peeved that the NFL and the city of Philadelphia would start caring about fan's and players safety because of snow, especially considering that this is the same city where the Eagles won the 1948 NFL championship in conditions much worse than that on Sunday night. Grant it, I'm not angry like the Gov. of Pennsylvania was, calling the US a nation of wussies, but I'm still dissapointed nonetheless. On the bright side...Tuesday Night Football! For the first time since 1946! Much better than watching a rerun of "Glee" on FOX, that's for sure! (Note: let's hope that this is the only Tuesday Night Football game for a long time, though).
mj50's pick: Philadelphia

San Diego Chargers
(-3.5) vs. Denver Broncos: Sunday- 3:15 p.m.
mj15's pick: San Diego
The Chargers still keeping Norv Turner at this point is just puzzling to me. So this is the team that fired Marty Schottenheimer in 2007 after a 14-2 season because of a divisional round playoff loss, yet when Norv Turner fails to take a Super Bowl contender to the playoffs they decide on keeping him? What are the Chargers waiting for? A last place finish in the AFC West?
mj50's pick: San Diego

New York Giants (-4) vs. Washington Redskins: Sunday- 3:15 p.m.
mj15's pick: Washington
I'm telling you, once DeSean Jackson scored that game-winning kick return in week 15, the Giants season was over then and there. No way that they were going to come back from that. Besides, Rex Grossman has played pretty decently as Redskins QB, almost good enough to compete for the starting gig in 2011. Finally, this week need some kind of Tampa Bay/Oakland 2008 type upset in week 17, and I have a feeling that the Redskins will do just that.
mj50's pick: Washington

Chicago Bears vs. Green Bay Packers
(-10): Sunday- 3:15 p.m.
mj15's pick: Green Bay
And the second and final NFC Wild Card spot goes to...the Green Bay Packers! Chicago is going to end this game as the NFC's #2 seed regardless of whether or not they win this game. Meanwhile, Aaron Rodgers has yet to lose against the Bears at Lambeau Field in his three seasons as the NFL starter. Expect this Bears/Packers game to end the same way much like it did when these two teams played in the regular season finale in 2006, with the Packers winning big and the Bears ending it with a wild card round bye in the playoffs.
mj50's pick: Green Bay

St. Louis Rams
(-3) vs. Seattle Seahawks: Sunday- 7:20 p.m.
mj15's pick: St. Louis
Some people think that this will be a terrible game. I disagree. Because if last year's awesome regular season game between the Detroit Lions and the Cleveland Browns taught us, its that a bad team and a bad team could add up to a great game, especially if the game is for the NFC West and the season's final playoff spot. Anyways, two weeks in the week 15 column, I broke down every thing that I thought might happen in the race for the NFC West crown. Two weeks later, and I am 100% surprisingly dead on in all of my predictions so far, so of course I'm going to stick with St. Louis after all these weeks to win the NFC West in this game. The reason you ask? Decent rookie QB that's better than whoever the Seahawks will start, a win against Seattle earlier in the season, a potent defense and because the majority of football fans will cheer them on because they would rather see an 8-8 playoff team than a 7-9 playoff team. Now, can we go onto the playoffs already?
mj50's pick: Seattle

RECAP (the last one of the year, by the way)
The Undertaker at "WrestleMania" Lock of the Week:
Green Bay over Chicago
The Miracle on Ice Upset of the Week: Washington over New York
The "Dexter" season one vs. "Dexter" season four "I'm Not Sure" Pick: New York Jets over Buffalo
My Projected Wild Card Matchups For Next Week (Including the Order):
-New York Jets vs. Indianapolis
- Green Bay vs. Philadelphia
- New Orleans vs. St. Louis
- Baltimore vs. Kansas City
mj50's Projected Wild Card Matchups For Next Week:
- New York Jets vs. Indianapolis
- Green Bay vs. Philadelphia
- New Orleans vs. Seattle
- Baltimore vs. Kansas City

So that concludes seventeen weeks of regular season NFL predictions as well as perhaps the final seventeen-week in the NFL's history now that the possibility of an 18 game season is becoming ever more likely. Be sure to drop by next week as I reveal to you my predictions for the four wild card playoff games, as well as a quick recap of my week 17 results. Also, changing the subject, remember once again to drop by tomorrow as I will wrap up this final week of 2010 on The mj15 blog with the fourth and final installment of End of the Year 2010, where I will bring you my picks for the 2010 People of the Year. Enjoy the games this week, everybody!

Sincerely,
Your pal: mj15




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Wednesday, December 29, 2010

End of the Year 2010: Part 3- A Cornucopia of Random Awards







































Welcome back to The mj15 Blog's four part 2010 installment of End of the Year. In case you missed parts one and two, click here and here. The following is part three, where I give out irrelevant awards in almost every category that I can think of except for the year's top people and videos. As with every post, I hope that you en
joy.

At every one of my forty six End of the Weeks and all eleven of my End of the Months this past year, I usually like to take that time to giving out awards to certain things or occurrences to have happened during that time span. Besides the usuals (the top stories, the best videos, the top person), these awards vary from either the TV show premiere of the Week to the winner of the week to even the interception of the week. Basically, this is what this post will be as well, except that it will be dedicated to the past twelve months. Now that you know the purpose of what you're reading, let's get started. We have a lot of things to cover.

Words of the Year:
- Bedbugs
- Facebook
- Austerity
- Tea Party
- Vuvuzela
- Goal
- Refudiate (a made-up buzz word coined by Sarah Palin mixing together refute and repudiate)
- Double-Dip Recession
-Team Coco
- Junk Shot/Top Kill/Static Kill and any other code names during the BP Oil Spill
- Double Rainbow
- Snowmageddon/Snowpocalypse
- Belieber (fans of Justin Bieber)
- Inception
-Gate Rape (TSA patdowns)
- Gleek (fans of the TV show "Glee")
- Retweet
- Sanity

Quotes of the Year:
- "This is a big fuckin' deal": US Vice President Joe Biden to President Barack Obama following the passing of the new health care bill.
- "In this fall...man, this is tough. In this fall, I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and join the Miami Heat." Lebron James, answering the question asked by Jim Gray as to where he will play basketball in 2010-2011.
- "If you touch my junk, I'm going to have you arrested." Oceanside, CA resident John Tyler, just as he was about to get gate raped by TSA officials.
- "What do I know about college football? I look like Orville Redenbacher. I have no business talking about college football." Ohio State president E. Gordon Gee, when asked to expand on his "We do not play the Little Sisters to the Poor" quote about the football schedule for TCU and Boise State.
-"Well, obviously, we have a rapist in Lincoln Park. He's climbing in your windows, snatching your people up, trying to rape you. So, y'all need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband 'cause dey rapin' errbody out here." Antoine Dodson, with the quote that made him an Internet sensation this past year.
- "It's a double rainbow all the way...what does it mean?" Paul "Bear" Vasquez in the video that instantly made him an Internet celebrity.
-"Fuckin' magnets: How do they work?" Insane Clown Possee, asking life's most complicated question in their music video "Miracles."
- "I am not a witch. I'm you." Christine O'Donell in a campaign ad, responding to a clip of her in 1999 stating that she practiced witchcraft in college.
- "I'd like my life back" Former BP CEO Tony Hayward to reporters during the oil spill epidemic.
-" Chi! Chi! Chi! Le! Le! Le! Los mineros de Chile!" A chant during October's Chilean miner rescue.
- "Don't retreat. Instead-reload." Sarah Palin in a May tweet.

Movies of the Year:
- "Toy Story 3"
- "The Social Network"
- "Inception"
- "The King's Speech"
- "Black Swan"
- "The Fighter"
- "Waiting for Superman"
- "Inside Job"
- "Winter's Bone"
- "True Grit"
- "The Kids Are All Right"
- "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World"
- "How to Train Your Dragon"

Feud of the Year: Conan O'Brien vs. Jay Leno & NBC
With a combination of the ' Jay Leno Show' experiment turning out to be a total disaster and NBC scared of losing Leno to a rival network, NBC (led by then President Jeff Zucker) thought that it would be a good idea to move the show to 11:35 p.m./ET and bump "The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien" thirty minutes later to 12:05 a.m./ET. O'Brien didn't approve, writing a letter stating that he would never allow the move to happen. This resulted in the two week period known as the second coming of the Late Night War, Conan received a big bump in fan support as well as a bye-out by the company and eventually starting a new show on TBS, Leno taking back the "Tonight Show" hosting gig, an Zucker resigning in a few years. And they say that late night TV isn't as special as it used to be!

Rally of the Year: Jon Stewart's and Stephen Colbert's "Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear" on 10/30
It was either this, or Glenn Beck's "Rally to Restore Honor" back in October, and I think most of us know which of these two was the better one.

Album of the Year: Kanye West's "My Beautiful Dark, Twisted Fantasy" (did you expect anything else?)

Song of the Year: Cee-Lo Green: "F*ck You"
Its tone is angry, its tune is catchy, and its the song that is perfect to sing during a break-up and/or heartbreaking moment. In other words, "F*ck You" (or "Forget You" if you listen to the radio version of the song) is a fantastic song overall, and one that just may go down as one of the best break-up songs in recent memory.
-Runners-Up: Kanye West "Power," Eminem ft. Rihanna "Love the Way You Lie," Kanye West "Runaway," Broken Bells "The High Road," The Heavy "How You Like Me Now?," Arcade Fire "Ready to Start," Katy Perry "Teenage Dream," Janelle Montae ft. Big Boi "Tightrope," Antoine Dodson & The Gregory Bros. "Bed Intruder Song," Taio Cruz "Dynamite," Train's "Hey, Soul Sister," Lady Antebellumn "Need You Now," Ke$ha "Tik Tok."

(Ed. note: The runner-ups were chosen for a wide range of reasons, from the quality to their domination on the pop charts like the horrendous "Hey, Soul Sister")

Facebook Page of the Year: Betty White to Host SNL (Please)
Not only did the campaign work as White ending up hosting the show with an Emmy-award winning performance in early May, but it also helped sky-rocket Betty White to celebrity stardom not seen since the "Golden Girls" days.

Deaths of the Year: While 2010 wasn't as memorable as the startling amount of deaths in 2009, there were still plenty of people that tragically passed away from our world. These people include John Wooden, Gary Coleman, Dennis Hopper, Leslie Nielsen, Tony Curtis, Greg Giraldo, Don Meredith, Jimmy Dean, Sparky Anderson, Barbara Billingsley, Lech Kaczynski and more.

Downfalls of the Year:
-Sports:
Tiger Woods and Brett Favre (tie)
Two men, once great and powerful in their own right, both ended the year by wishing that it had never happened in the first place. After three months that saw his approval ratings dwindle and personal life fall apart, Tiger Woods finally returned to playing golf back in April. Unfortunately for Woods, the year would turn out to become one of the worst in his professional career after finishing it without winning a single title, losing his first ever PGA Tour Fed Ex Cup Playoffs after previously going 2 for 2 and, to make things worse, losing his coveted #1 ranking to Lee Westwood a few weeks ago. Meanwhile, for Favre, the year began in the highest of highs with his Minnesota Vikings playing in the NFC Championship game and him playing in one of the best stretches of his career. But then, the Vikings lost a heart-wrenching loss in overtime to the Saints, and Favre's year would never be as good as it was before. He had another annoying "will he or won't he" summers where it once again took as late as August for him to come back to Minnesota, then his team ended up having a disappointing season (6-9 at this point). Add onto that Deadspin releasing the story of him sending inappropriate photos to three New York Jets employees back in 2008 and him getting injured severely in the last two games that he has played causing his 297 game consecutive starts streak to snap and with him ending the season sitting on the bench, and you've got yourself a quarterback that wished that he hadn't played this extra season.
- Entertainment: Jay Leno
His 10 p.m./ET primetime show was cancelled and, thanks to the whole Late Night War fiasco, had his approbal ratings dwindle to their lowest rates ever. On the flip side, at least he finally has his hosting gig on "The Tonight Show" back!
- Politics: Gordon Brown
Lost Great Britain's most recent election for Prime Minister while also going through "Bigotgate," when news microphones overheard calling an old lady a "bigot," causing the press to destroy him and his chances at re-election ruined even more.
-Business: Tony Hayward
He was the most hated man in America for nearly a quarter of this past year thanks to his role as CEO of BP during the Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill, with the hatred growing even larger as every day passed without the leak getting capped. His demonization by the press and the American public resulted in him stepping down from his role as the oil company's chief executive officer. But, hey, at least he got his life back!
-Web-Related: Chat Roulette
Its not unusual for companies to have quick rises and then quick falls. But how many of them can you say did that in the same year? For the Internet chat site, Chat Roulette, that was just the case this past year. In early 2010, it became a web sensation, with many predicting it would soon become as popular as Facebook or Twitter. But then, just as that happening, the amount of users and the popularity of the website dwindled as the months went by. Now, it appears that Chat Roulette is slowly on its way to joining the same class of Internet sites as Friendster and MySpace rather than Facebook and Twitter. But, then again, that's what happens when you allow people to suddenly flash their private parts to users on your website.

Thesis of the Year: The "F*ck List" of Duke University Student Karen Owen
There are many different topics in this world of which you can make a thesis statement out of. This year, Duke senior Karen Owen took that liberty too far by actually spending a Powerpoint presentation rating all of her collegiate athlete sex partners over the past four years. It was crude, classless, narcissistic, poorly written, and worst of all embarrassing to all of the male parties involved. And if you thought that the majority of the public opinion towards Duke wasn't already bad enough!

Internet Meme of the Year: Cigar Guy
When Mark Pain took this amazing snapshot of Tiger Woods hitting a golf ball right towards his camera lens, it instantly became one of the best sports photos of the year thanks to its awesomeness and one-in-a-billion odds of getting that shot in the first place. But that wasn't the only thing that was great about Pain's photo. It also introduced us to Cigar Guy, the funny-looking Hindu version of Miguel Angel Jimenez, looking on as the ball was about to hit Pain's lens. The face immediately became a worldwide sensation as well as a Photoshop-must, with some great ones available for viewing here, here, here, and even here.Its too bad that we found out his actual identity, though. Could've been one of the decade's greatest mysteries, like who killed Natalie Holloway or was Michael Jackson really innocent for the boy-molesting crimes.
-Runner-Ups: Sad Don Draper, Sad Keanu, "F*king Magnets: How Do They Work" "Epic Beard Man," "Forever Alone," "Release the Kraken," anything involving "Inception."

Questionable Decision of the Year: NBC Cancelling "Law and Order"
Seven months later, and this move still puzzles me. The network had a chance to claim one of their shows, one of the most legendary shows in network television history, as the longest running primetime drama ever (surpassing previous record holder "Gunsmoke). But no, the network decided that it would be best for the show to finally get canceled. Why? I mean, its not like you had any great new fall shows to fill that reliable audience that "Law and Order" typically brings. In fact, let's look back at all of their new dramas premiered and will soon premiere in this new TV season:
- "Outlaw"- awful; cancelled after only eight episode
- "Undercovers"- boring; cancelled after only eleven episodes
- "Chase"- awful and boring; is about to get cancelled thanks to its bad ratings
- "The Event"- premiered to huge ratings, but then considerably lost viewership every week. Plus, its basically this year's version of "Flash Forward," where the show just basically thought of this one interesting premise (What is the Event? What was the cause of the flash?) without any idea of how to carry on the rest of the season and are now basically scrambling for some ideas. Speaking of "Flash Forward," the show is looking ever more likely that it will meet the same fate as that show, receiving the same six month break by NBC. If history repeats itself, it should result in a loss of even more ratings and, eventually, a cancellation.
- "Harry's Law"- just reeks "cancel me," even if it hasn't premiered yet. And even if it does somehow end up getting decent ratings and picked up for a second season, I still have a feeling that it will suck.
So, great job, NBC! Oh, and by the way, how could you cancel "Law and Order" and yet pick-up "Law and Order: Los Angeles" at the same time? Oh, well, at least they didn't cancel "Chuck," "Community" and "Parks and Recreations." Still, Jeff Gaspin has a lot of fixing to do once he takes over Zucker's role as NBC Universal President.

Rescue of the Year: That of the 33 Trapped Chilean Miners Back in October
It was the story that took over the entire world by storm. For two days, millions of people around the world were glued to their TV sets or the Internet looking for the latest updates on the status of the rescue operations of the thirty three miners down in Chile which were trapped underground for over two months. Many great moments occured, but in the end the operation turned out to be a success as all of them left the hell which they had experienced into a life of instant stardom, scheduled appearances, book deals and perhaps some movie deals or two.

Gaffes of the Year:
"You're telling me that the separation of church and state is found in the First Amendment?" Christine O'Donell during a Delaware senatorial debate.
"Peaceful Muslims, pls refudiate." Sarah Palin in her memorable tweet that coined the term "refudiate."
"..." Arizona governor Jan Brewer, drawing a blank during an Arizona gubernatorial debate in September.
"I don't know Jeff. Was there? I must have missed that." Awful, yet lovable Sky Sports in-game reporter Chris Kamara when asked which player received a red card durring an EPL soccer match.

Scandals of the Year:
- Sports: The Ben Roethlisberger Rape Allegations
While the Favre-Streger story was scandalous in its own right, at least the ol' gunslinger didn't get suspended for it (he ended up receiving a $50K fine instead). Unfortunately for Pittsburgh Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger, that did turn out the case when the NFL prohibited him from playing the first four games of the 2010 season thanks to allegations this past spring that he raped a female in the ladies bathroom. This was the second time in two year that Big Ben was charged with such a crime, but unlike the first case which was a civil lawsuit, this one turned out to be a criminal lawsuit with police investigation, forensics and everything. Fortunately for Roethlisberger, he was found to be innocent once again, but not before another offseason of humiliation and public dissaproval.
- Entertainment: The Messy Divorce Between Sandra Bullock and Jessee James
Who knew that neo-Nazi, gothic females were all the rage among celebrity daredevils these days?
(Runners-Up: Charlie Sheen's October Adventure, Mel Gibson's Rant, Paris Hilton's Cocaine Arrest)
- Politics: Dutchess of York Sarah Ferguson Offers Husband Prince Andrew For Money
Makes you wonder if this will be Kate Middleton in a few years.

Video Game of the Year: "Red Dead Redemption"
This game is a fantastic follow-up from the "Grand Theft Auto" series from Rockstar Games with a nice plot, great game play and an impressive mix of big gun fighting action and simple on-the-range moments that make this game feel like a real-life Western.

Product of the Year: The iPad
Was this a necessary device that Apple needed to make? No. Is it just basically an oversized iPod touch? Yes, yes it is. But you got to give it to Steve Jobs and company for creating a device that appealed to millions across the country and around the globe. In just the first month alone, nearly three million of them were sold to consumers, and has quickly become one of the fastest selling products of all-time. It just goes to show you, Apple could make anything it wants these days and earns millions off of it instantly.

The "What If" Moment of the Year: Gordon Hayward's Last Second Miss in the NCAA Title Game Against Duke
Back in April, with the final seconds winding down in the NCAA Championship and his Bulldogs trailing 60-58 against Duke, Butler star player chucked the baseball the net as best as he can, hoping for a miraculous three to win his team the game. It ended up missing by exactly one inch, and Duke would go on to win that exciting college basketball game. But what if that shot had gotten in? Well, for starters, Gordon Hayward's shot would have gone down as not only the greatest shot in college basketball history, but also the greatest moment in basketball history period and one of the greatest sports moments ever. It would have completed Butler's unexpected journey through the year's tournament in the most exciting way possible, immediately putting the team in the category of other great college basketball Cinderalla stories including the 1985 Villanova team and the 1983 NC State team. And let's not forget about that possible movie deal! It just goes to show you how much every inch counts in the game of basketball.

Pictures of the Year (Besides Mark Pain's "Cigar Guy" Photo Mentioned Earlier):
Lebron James Dunks While Miami Heat Teammate Dwyane Wade Celebrates
Pelican Oil-Coated In The Gulf Coast During the BP Oil Spill
Devastation at Haiti
Poland Mourns Death of President Lech Kaczynski
Volcanic Eruption in Iceland
Last Combat Troops Leave Iraq
Paul Pierce Celebrates Game Winning Shots Against New York Knicks

Jim Thome On 09/27 Cover Of Sports Illustrated
Man And Boy During 2010 Pakistan Flood

Firing of the Year: US General Stanley McChrystal as the nation's top Commander in Afghanistan.
During the Icelandic volcanic eruption back in April which ended up disrupting many flights across the continent of Europe, Michael Hastings was fortunate enough to spend a lengthy amount of time with Gen. McChrystal that would eventually transform itself into a profile piece on Rollings Stones magazine, titled "The Runaway General." In it, McChrystal had some harsh words to say on many members of the Obama administration. In one famous moment during the Rolling Stones piece, he was quoted with jokingly saying "Who's that?" when asked about VP Joe Biden. The startling moments in the piece angered the White House, and eventually had McChrystal resigning, with Gen. David Petraeus taking over in his place, famous for creating the surge strategy in Iraq. While the firing of McChrystal was a big story in itself, as Ishaan Tharoor of TIME points out, it also raises questions about the state of the union between the White House and the country's military leadership as well as the US's Middle Eastern war effort as well.

Comebacks of the Year:
-Business: General Motors
A year after the company went bankrupt and asked the government for a bailout, the American auto company has quickly rebounded in 2010 with one of their most profitable years since 2004, new cars that Americans might want to start buying (like the Chevy Volt) and is slowly becoming one of the country's newer redemption stories (though, with the U.S. government giving it millions of dollars in bailout money, maybe the comeback really wasn't that much of a surprise).
-Sports: Michael Vick
From a well-maligned convicted felon to an NFL MVP candidate who is doing a fantastic job at improving the public perception of him, Vick is certainly rebounding faster than Britney Spears rebounded from that strange time in '06-'07. It just goes to show you, no matter what you do, that in the sports world winning can change everything.
-Entertainment: Betty White
Betty White has almost always been a lovable celebrity, but in 2010 that popularity increased dramatically thanks to a Snickers Super Bowl ad, a hosting gig on "Saturday Night Live,"her seventh career Emmy and a wonderful return to cultural relevancy.
- Politics: The Republican Party
Not only did the GOP regain the majority of the seats in the House for the first time since the 2006 mid-terms, but it also gained a lot for fanfare as the approval ratings of President Obama continue to plunge.

Dress of the Year: Lady Gaga' Meat Suit Worn at the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards
You can wear it as food and eat it later. It's two fantastic uses of meat for the price of one!

Politicians of the Year:
Barack Obama
David Cameron
Sarah Palin
John Boehner
Christine O'Donell
Jimmy McMillan
Basil Marceaux
Boleslaw Komorowski
Rand Paul
Silvio Berlusconi

Top Sports Moments of the Year:
-Lebron James's Decision
Sure, it was a horrible one-hour special that made you want to shower for feeling so dirty. However, it was the climax to one of the most talked about stories in American sports during 2010, so there.

- The New Orleans Saints Winning Super Bowl XLIV
Not only was it the most watched event in American TV history, but it (more importantly) gave an entire city that was just a few years ago in ruins thanks to Hurricane Katrina a reason to believe.

-Armando Galarraga's Imperfect Game
In most cases, the story of a perfect game turned awry thanks to a horribly botched call by an umpire during the last out of the game would turn into a Don Deckinger like story, with the pitcher going all Moises Alou post-Steve Bartman play and thousands of fans sending death threats to the umpire. In this case, however, it turned into one of the year's best moments, with Galarraga forgiving the call that umpire Jim Joyce admitted after the game was the wrong call and that inspiring moment the day after the game with Galarraga giving Joyce the llineup card for the Detroit Tigers and Joyce tearing up in response. Goes to show you, that no matter how many pre-Madonnas there are in sports, that there are still plenty of class act like Galarraga to balance the number out.

- The Chicago Blackhawks Winning Their First Stanley Cup in 49 Years
Do I really need to say more than I already have?

- Figure Skater Joannie Rochette Winning an Olympic Bronze Medal Days After Her Mother Passed Away
Truly an inspiring moment, and one that ended every dry eye in that ice rink as well as in millions of households worldwide

- Sidney Crosby's Overtime Winning Goal Against the US To Give Canada The Olympic Gold Medal in Hockey
A great ending to not only a fantastic game, but also to the Winter Olympics itself.

- Landon Donvan's Goal Against Algeria
USA! USA! USA! USA!

-Spain Wins the 2010 FIFA World Cup
This one is just pretty much self explanatory. Not only did the team win in tremendous fashion (with a goal in the 108th minute by Andres Iniesta), but it was also the country's first ever World Cup and a wonderful conclusion to the grandest soccer tournament on the planet.

-The John Isner-Nicholas Mahut 11 Hour Duel
Because I don't think we will ever see a 70-68 fifth set tiebreaker for a very, very long time (if not ever).

-The San Fransisco Giants Win Their 1st World Series Since 1954
Featuring Tim Lincecum as the team's perfect savior!

- Roy Halladay's Postseason Perfect Game
Sure, it didn't occur in the World Series like the perfect game that Don Larsen had back in 1954. But the fact that Roy Halladay, a man pitching in his first postseason start, would throw a perfect game against one of the top offenses in MLB during the 2010 season is still pretty incredible and easily one of the best moments of this year's postseason.

-The NFL's New Policy Against Hard Hits
I talked at length of this back in October when it was first announced, but I will restate it again: it was nice to see the NFL care about concussions for once, but it was more of an overreaction. Should be interesting to see how the new fines will change the amount of hard hits overtime, though.

-Jimmie Johnson Wins a Record Fifth Straight NASCAR season title
So, he has to rank among one of the greatest stock car drivers now, right?

-Connecticut's Women's Basketball Team Wins Their 89th Straight Game
While their streak and UCLA men's basketball team's 88 game win streak are really apple and oranges, it is still an impressive achievement by Geno Auriemma, Maya Moore and the rest of the Connecticut women's basketball team, one that shouldn't be disregarded.

Leaked Documents of the Year: The 250,000 Diplomatic Cables Released by WikiLeaks

TV Advertisement of the Year: Old Spice's "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like"
Well, it did win an Emmy...and it had a man on a horse. I think all the requirements for best commercials of the year have been checked out.
-Runner-UP: Nike Football's "Write the Future"

Animal of the Year: Paul the Octopus
Paul was kind of like this year's Barbaro (except for the fact that one raced and the other stayed under water the whole time). For an entire month, he was one of the biggest stars on the planet, correctly picking every match that he was asked to predict during the World Cup and receiving suitors from many other zoos and aquariums for the privilege in his membership there. And then, a few months later, he tragically passed away, at the young age of two. But, hey, at least he had a very memorable life while it lasted. Plus, he was more relevant in his short time than Balloon Boy's parents, so there's something to be proud of!

Stories of the Year:
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The Biggest Involving the US Federal Legislative Body: US Congress Passes New Health Care Bill
No more pre-existing conditions, an increase in the cut-off date from young adults in their parents' health care plan, an increase in the amount of people with health care...say what you will about Obama, but at least he actually did something that he promised to do (sort of).

-The Biggest Involving the US State Legislative Body: Arizona Passes New Immigration Law
According to the new law passed in the state, state officials and law authorities have the right to check anyone as they do so please if they feel that they are illegal immigrants. Some say its a racist bill. Some say it helps the state in the fight to keep illegal immigrants from entering and living in this country. But, then again, I'm sure that you already know this by now.

-The Biggest Involving the US Judicial System: The US Supreme Court Blocks Ban on Corporate Spending Limits
In a close 5-4 back in January on the case Citizens United vs. the Federal Election Commission, the court ruled that a campaign donation limit for corporations is considered unconstitutional, stating that it violates the most basic First Amendment principle. The ruling was huge, in part because it now give corporations the same right to spend as much money as they want to any political campaign just as any individual, even though it could be argued that corporation donations have much more value than individual donations. Should be interesting to see what will be the effect of all this.

-The Biggest One Involving the United States Fighting in the Middle East: Last US Combat Troops Leave Iraq
Well, at least there's one part of the Middle East that we aren't at war with (technically).

-The Biggest One Involving Military Weapons in Asia: North Korea Bombs South Korea's Yeonpyeong Island
The tension between the two countries were already stagnant to begin with. Now, with this attack by the North, I'm afraid that it has increased the tension to a possible war-approaching status.

-The Bloodiest: Mexico's Drug War
When I first selected this story for this very category in 2009, the country was in a disarray. Thousands of innocent people were murdered because of it, hundreds of cities became uninhabitable every days and especially at night and many people were trying to save themselves from the crisis by immigrating to the US. Now, its been a full year later and not much still has changed. This past month, news came out that over 30,000 people have been killed in Mexico solely due to the drug war while 27,000 people have been arrested because of it in this year alone. And if you ever had the chance of watching CNN's Karl Penhauls series of reports on the topic back in June (sample here), you would also know that the drug war has ruined many businesses and have made many cities and towns war areas. Now, thousands are starting to flee the nation, including up to 230,000 in one city alone.

When and how this drug war will end is an unknown question. But, hopefully, there come an end sometime very soon. As for right now, there is still a state of emergency going on in the US's southern border nation.

- The Most Disruptive: The Eruption of Iceland's Mt. Eyjafjallajokull
The eruption caused the closings of many airspaces across Europe which resulted in constant delays of flights across the globe for weeks at a time, even affecting the funeral of Polish President Lech Kaczynski with many diplomats unable to attend thanks to the volcanic ash. It also disrupted the global economy, created a few electrical storms and made million of people pissed. Sorry, Bjork, but for once you weren't the worst thing to come out of Iceland.

-The Most Spy-Tastic: Ten Alledged Russian Spies Arrested in the US
It's the story that brought back the good old days of the Cold War and introduced us to Anna Chapman. What more could you ask for?

-The Most Religious: The March Abuse Scandals of the Catholic Church
I said it once and I will say it again:I don't care if these reports are just "Petty gossip," its still really sad and actually makes me kind of embarrassed to be part of the RC Church right now.

-The Most Controversial: The Proposed "Ground Zero Mosque" in New York City
Although the building was neither near Ground-Zero nor a mosque in the first place, many people were angered about the possibility of an Islamic building placed near an area that has been attacked by Arabs just nine years ago. What followed next would be dozens of anti-mosques protests in New York City and across the country along with an unfortunate series of anti-Islam actions by many Americans ranging from vandalizations of many other mosques in the country, the case of a man stabbing a Muslim cab driver to death and, of course, the countless burnings of the Quran on 9/11 (including one infamous planned burning that didn't happen by one pastor Terry Jones). The Islamic recreational center was eventually allowed by New York mayor Michael Bloomberg and the NY city council, but not before some internal damage was made in this country.

- The Most Entertaining Story Out of South Carolina: The Election of Alvin Greene as the State's Democratic Nominee for Senator
Between this story as well as the fact that this the state home to both an unfaithful governor and ex-governor, a very rude Senator and a horsef***er, you have to ask yourself: just what the hell is going on in South Carolina?

-The Weirdest: Man Forced To Eat His Own Beard During Fight
Overall, I do kind of feel for the victim in what must have been an unusual and even traumatizing moment in his life. However, looking at pictures of the man, I'm sure that that wasn't the worst thing he has ever eaten.

-The Most Tragic: The 7.0 Magnitude Earthquake in Haiti

-The Most Insane: Man Arrested For Groping While Dressed as Captain America With Burrito In His Pants
News headlines simply do not get better than that!

- The Most Catastrophic: The BP Oil Spill
By now, you've heard of it all: the explosion at Deepwater Horizon in April, the firing of CEO Tony Hayward, the failed operations with the cool action movie-like names, and the cap that was finally placed in July. Let's just all be glad the story is over at last.


And...that's going to do it for this very lengthy part 3! Be sure to come back New Year's Eve, as I wrap up End of the Year 2010 by naming my choices for the the year's best, most memorable and even most influential people of the year, along with my vote for 2010's Person of the Year. Until then, enjoy these final days of the calendar, precious reader.

Sincerely,
Your pal: mj15




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