END OF THE WEEK:
Well, it's Sunday again, meaning another week in our Gregorian calendar has been completed. And from the Academy Awards to the NCAA conference tournaments, it sure didn't disappoint. The following are my picks for some of the week's best moments:
Video of the Week: "A Trailer of Every Academy Award Winning Movie Ever"
The most awesome part of all this? 75% of all this is completely true.
Stories of the Week:
- The Actual Story of the Week: The Academy Award Winners
What's there left to say? "The Hurt Locker" wins Best Picture in the quickest way possible while proving that movie critics opinions more than the common man, Jeff Bridges and Sandra Bullock are the best actors and actresses, Katheryn Bigelow (a woman, if you haven't already heard) is best director, Quentin Tarantino and "Up in the Air" win zero awards (the big shockers of the night) and James Cameron goes back to his billion dollar mansion really angry. All that's left is to go back to our lives, watch the movies coming out this year, and wait for the next winners to be revealed...
- The Tiger Woods Saga of '09 Memorial Story of the Week: The Two Oldest People in the World Die on the Same Day
Not real shockers. Though how to we know that they died of natural causes? I mean, sure they both were 114, but what if the third oldest person in the world did this whole thing on purpose just so she can be the holder of this prestigious title. You never know!
Lesson of the Week: (according to former Congressman Eric Massa) Just because you tickled and groped your male assistants as well as "snorkled" a few Navy buddies, it doesn't mean that you're gay.
People of the Week: Hollywood
for having their biggest night of the year on Sunday. Yes, from the biggest awards being won to everyone in the industry giving verbal fellatios to each other to local news reporters acting like fashion experts, one of the most glamorous cities in the country felt shined more than usual. And, as always, it was all done with complete attention from almost everyone in the country. And for that, we should give them this accolade.
And that's the way it is! Enjoy the next seven days, everyone!
Sincerely,
Your pal: mj15
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