RANDOM THOUGHTS:
The good news? This post will not feature me talking about how much I hate "The Killing." The bad news? I don't know. I suppose you're just gonna have to answer that question for yourself. Anyways, the following were on my mind between Monday, June 20th and Monday, June 27th:
- Not a big fan of summer during odd-number years, at least in terms of sports. No Men's World Cup soccer, no UEFA European Cup, no Summer Olympics; just the two remaining golf majors, the two remaining tennis majors and baseball games that don't really get interesting until mid-August. Now I just might have to go outside to get some entertainment.
- I've started to watch fucking "Deadwood" on DVD for the first time over these past few fucking weeks. My early thoughts: the show is fucking fantastic so far, but God damn! Those cock-sucking mother fuckers swear too much! Sheeeeeeit!
- Hey, SportsCenter! When you had Chris McKendry discussing the NFL Lockout's 100th day by having her say "it's been 100 days without football," you know that the NFL would still have not played over that time span, right? Because that was nothing short of strange hearing it the first time. After all, the lockout started in March and has since continued on until what is now late June, the time of the year in the NFL calendar where there is nothing going on in the league besides the draft and mini-camp. Had it started in September and continued onto December, then I would agree with it. But in this case? Just poor writing on your part.
- Truth is...a noun.
- Are the Beastie Boys now the official soundtrack to ESPN telecasts now?
- I wonder what Sad Bill Cosby thought about the cancellation of "Sports Show with Norm MacDonald."
- Very disappointed in the makers of "Cars 2." Not only was it the first Pixar movie that I ever saw where I finished it thinking that the sole reason for creating it was to make money, but it failed to finally delve into something important: the actual mythology of the world of "Cars." Two movies in and I have yet to hear and answer to some of the show's most important questions, like:
a) How was the car world created?
b) Is this "Cars" world set hundreds of years in the future after the cars took over the planet in a way similar to "Planet of the Apes"?
c) When someone's of a lower level in the car world like a tire changer, do they have the chance to improve their lifestyle over the time or are they going to be in that lower class level forever (such as a serf in the Middle Ages)?
d) Is there a Car Jesus? If not, then are all cars atheists?
e) Do those married cars make their own babies, or does some factory make the parts to create the baby by request like in the movie "Robots"?
f) If they procreate their own offspring, then how does that process work?
g) If tractors are also technically cars, then why are they of completely different species (in their case, the Car's world version of a cow)?
h) How do you differentiate between a male car and female car beside their voice?
i) Is racing and bull riding the only sport that the cars play and enjoy?
j) What makes a car attractive to people of another gender? Is it their model and year? Is it their everyday actions, accomplishments and biography? Are they specifically programmed to be attracted to certain cars?
k) What is the "Cars" world form of monetary currency?
l) How does a child "grow" in the cars world? Are they upgraded into a larger model?
m) How can these cars talk like humans?
These are the pressing issues in the entertainment industry that need to be solved, people!
More to come next Monday. Until then, enjoy the workweek and remember...I'm, in fact, not serious about the questions related to "Cars" but am rather bored enough to think of an idea like this.
Sincerely,
Your pal: mj15
If you have any opinions on today's post, or if you just have any suggestions or
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