END OF THE WEEK:
Since I am already a day late with this, let's just get straight to it. Here are the best and/or most memorable stories and moments from the first week of July 2012:
Death of the Week: Andy Griffith
Many dead grandparents are now so excited about the possibility of meeting Matlock
(Note: no one in this blog is making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough.)
Video of the Week: "A Conversation With My 12 Year Old Self: 20th Anniversary Edition"
Pretty stupid of the kid to not ask him which stocks he should buy in the future so that...I'm sorry, what? The 12 year old part was filmed 20 years ago and this actually didn't take place live? Well...it's good anyways!
Stories of the Week:
-The Actual Story of the Week: CERN Institute Believes It Has Discovered the Higgs Boson Particle
A discovery so grand, scientists annoyed with the term "God particle" don't even care about its usage all over the news this week. Also, this news gave me a great idea for a young adult novel, which I'll call "Are You There God Particle? It's Me, Average Person Who Doesn't Know What You Are."
-The Tiger Woods Saga of '09 Memorial Story of the Week: Nude Man Arrested For Masturbating On Highway With Toy Pistol 'in his Behind'
Amazing. These weird stories from Florida just seem to pop up monthly like clockwork. I can only imagine what will the citizens of this state reveal next.
Weather of the Week: The Massive Heat Wave in the U.S.
A year that has already seen one of the warmest winters on record adds on a week in which temperatures hit triple digits in many areas of the country, from the Midwest all the way into the Northeast.
People of the Week: Frank Ocean
A far different story than Anderson Cooper coming out, which wasn't nearly as shocking.
And that's the way it was! Enjoy the rest of your weekend, everyone!
Sincerely,
Your pal: mj15
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