END OF THE WEEK:
It's that time of the week again. The time where the workweek is over nd most people take a few days off before another workweek officially begins. It's also the "end of the week" part of the blog. As usual, it involves some of the most memorable moments of the week, with one re-occurring moment reappearing. Let's begin:
Revelation of the Week: 55% of the female population has slept with Tiger Woods.
Historical Moment of the Week: New Jersey Nets Become Firs 0-18 Team in NBA History.
How mighty the Nets have fallen. They came into the season with hope in their young team, an awesome Russian billionaire as their new owner and the possibility of getting Lebron James in the summer. Now, well... at least this team will be remembered in some way.
Video of the Week: "Taiwanese TV Station's Reenactment of the Tiger Woods Car Accident"
How could I talk about the Tiger Woods saga this week without this aweome video of the greatest possible (though this might have actaully happened) reenactment of the car accident last week. It's so great and so hilarious, it makes the 2005 MSNBC reeanactments of the Michael Jackson trial look even more like crap.
Beast of the Week: Drew Brees
You see, Monday Night's performance against the Patriots is exactly the reason why I take him in at least two of my fantasy football teams every year. I mean, he didn't just play great, he played perfectly. Literally. On Monday, he went: 18-23, 371 yards and 5 TDs, which sums up to a 158.3 passer rating, the best possible passer rating a quarterback can have during a game. Plus, his team, the Saints, are now 11-0 and poised to go deep into the NFL season. He's also not a douche. In other words, he makes Tim Tebow look like a.
Story of the Week: Anything invloving Tiger Woods
This includes the story continued from last week about his car crash in front of his house that apperently looked like it wasn't just an "accident" and the stories about the alleged affairs with the 34 New York City woman, the former "Tool Academy" reality and the Las Vegas club manager. You can also add the voicemail he sent to the former "Tool Academy" star and his wife Ellen's revamped prenuptual agreement. After what just happened, I alkmost forgot that he played golf for a living.
Person of the Week: The media
for their coverage of Tiger Woods this week. Talk about beating a dead horse! Just when you thought there were enough stories about the man's sexcapades, they, mostly the gossip magazine's like New York Post's Page Six, TMZ, and US Weekly, kept jamming new information down the world's throat. We essentially learned more about the man's private life in one week than in twelve years before that. They also couldn't stop talking about it and asking questions about it to the point where it was treated like a national crisis. This video from Jon Stewart should add more to that:
Well, that's all folks. As always, I hoped you enjoyed the post and I'm sorry, those of you that are tired of the Tiger Woods story, but there just wasn't anything else as big as the story. Seriously, there was actually nothing else. Anyways, I will see you Monday and I hope you enjoy your weekend.
Sincerely,
Your pal: mj15
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